From:	IN%"tcorcora@sunlab.cit.cornell.edu" 10-MAY-1993 16:26:02.01

To:	IN%"lsonko@PEARL.TUFTS.EDU"

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Subj:	No, but you never buy me anything either!





Like zesty young 16 yr old white-female-love-slaves.



Or high quality LSD.



Or big rifles with sniper scopes.







Although I suppose these are among the more esoteric thigns that you

don't buy me.  Some of the less interesting things that you don't buy

me include soap, underwear, and pepperoni.



But if you feel the sudden desire to buy me something, one (or more!)

of the first three items would make a very unconventional gift...



---

Travis Corcoran           tcorcora@sunlab.cit.cornell.edu



Who is more likely to stop the government from pushing 'The Button' -

nonviolent protesters crying around the peace tree, or nasty individuals

saying 'Go ahead and push the f---ing button.  We're heavily armed, well

prepared, and ready to hunt your ass down after the fallout settles'?

- 'Commander Zeep' (Loompanics 1988 Fall Catalog/ Smurfs in Hell #4)